Friday, July 24, 2009

And The Word Was...and Is....

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10'.

Reaching for his Bible to check out the verse, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.'

Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'

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Don't forget! You can be singing right along with James Taylor if you win the tickets on Monday! Concert is in Lenox, Massachusetts at the Tanglewood Shed!

6 comments:

♥ Braja said...

lol...brilliant!!

Far Side of Fifty said...

love it! :)

Joanie said...

I love it! And I sure do wish I lived in Mass so I could try for those James Taylor tickets!

Anonymous said...

HILARIOUS!!!

Unknown said...

LOL Janie I just loved that!!!

Stu Pidasso said...

That was really funny! Good luck with thte ticket give-away. I can't make it to the Mass.!! But I love me some James Taylor!!