The deal has been done.
The name has been drawn.
I’ll take you through the steps. Nobody get out their shotguns yet, okay? Because, really…I can probably outshoot you. Not that I would try or anything, but my Beretta Teknys does have a 30” barrel. (Which does nothing for my accuracy, I might add...but I look dang good!)
Here’s how it all went down.
First, I went into Excel and noted all your names. If your name isn’t on this list, either you excluded yourself via e-mail, or said you lived too far away to participate – but hey, thanks so much for commenting!
And then, I cut the names up all sweet and on the lines, I might add. All the names were uniform in size. Remember, the renown accounting firm of Acme, BeepBeep and BLAM was peering over my shoulder.
Then, we had the bowl selection. Our unrelated third party did this selection. He favors yellow. It makes his eyes shine.
All the names were dumped into the bowl, after being equally folded up so as not to pick any of my favorites.
And then our representative designee from Acme, BeepBeep and BLAM picked the first name.
And the winner is...
(To be continued…)