Monday, November 2, 2009

Funny Door Mats and FL's Spanx Experience

We were walking the drag at Fredericksburg this weekend, and our friend Rick pointed out these mats to us. I know, Wine Commonsewer, you're going to want this first one, aren't you?




Okay, so I'm easily amused. So shoot me. Which is your favorite? (You might get it in the mail!)

PS - for one of the funniest posts I've read about Spanx in a while, go visit Fragrant Liar. Make sure you have no liquid in your mouth, and that you've been to the bathroom first.

12 comments:

Beth said...

I love funny mats. All of those are hilarious. And the spanx piece was super funny!

Have a great Monday!

Linda said...

Those mats are great. I love the one that "lies like a mat".

When I started the Spanx post, I had a vague idea of the product, but I can fully visualize it now! Almost had a vicarious panic attack when it was over her head.

Rae said...

I like the one that says no one lives here by that name LOL.

Anonymous said...

I laughed at the "Nice Underwear" mat. It reminds me of one I had years ago that said "Oh no, not you again".

Cactus Jack Splash said...

I like the nice underwear one...but I am twisted

Tabitha Blue said...

Haha, love those. I must be easily amused as well because this was fun to read! :)

Wunderwoman said...

My fav...

I'm really glad to see you, but I lie like a mat

Too funny! I'm not really antisocial, just well, I guess antisocial (figure that one out) LOL

The spanx posting was hilarious. Don't think I'll be getting any now, I can just see having to call 911 cause I can't get out of my spanx and having a panic attack, just not happening!

Gretchen said...

The witness protection mat is my favorite. :) The underwear one is something I can see me buying though.

TexasRed said...

Fun picks! Did you love Fredericksburg?

The Wine Commonsewer (TWC) said...

My Grilling Apron has Got Wine emblazoned across the front of it. So, yes, I'd like the mat. :-)

Thx for the shout out Janie. Miltie was asking about you last night at the Wine Bar and I said: Good people. Janie and Steve, are good people, you'd like them. Then I said, she's That Janie Girl and the light bulb came on over his head. Really he said.

Amazing, isn't it?

TWC

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Fragrant Liar said...

I didn't know you gave me some linky love! I was just looking at my stats and found it -- buried. Thanks! And if I'd known you were in Fred'burg, I'd have met you out there. I was in Fred'burg not long before that and looked at those very same mats. I shoulda bought one. I like the one about the underwear...