Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Women Who Read

Lately, people have been sending me jokes. Today, you get this one!

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?

Reading a book, she replies. (thinking, isn't that obvious?')

You're in a Restricted Fishing Area, he informs her.

I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.

Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up.

For reading a book??? she replies.

You're in a Restricted Fishing Area, he informs her again

...I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading! she replies AGAIN..

Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start atany moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

If you do that, she adds, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault! says the woman.

But I haven't even touched you! says the game warden.

That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.

Have a nice day ma'am, and he left.


On another note entirely, some women who blog might get together tonight for a little vino.  Care to venture a guess as to the players?

17 comments:

♥ Braja said...

Love it. Holy crap I'm first...woot :)))

The Blue Ridge Gal said...

I've lost all the equipment I once had.... woot woot... no tickets for this old gal.

Di
The Blue Ridge Gal

Jeanne said...

Good one! It's joke day over at my place today, too!

TexasRed said...

Funny! Are you in Dallas already?

Michelle said...

Perfect funny!!!

I laughed till I cried!!

Bee (the one who muses) said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Very true and funny!

Snooty Primadona said...

OMG! That was a great giggle!

Well, I wish it was me joining you but I know you're out of town, lol.

Shauna said...

Awesome! ♥ HUGS ♥

Paula aka. Zani said...

LOL... I love that one! It is always a good one. Thanks for making me laugh. *hugs*

Fragrant Liar said...

Funny, funny. Love a good joke, the dirtier the better. ;)

La Belette Rouge said...

I read it out loud to me weasel so we could both LOL together. Thanks for the laughs!!

Soxy Deb said...

Teeheehee! Love it!

I don't know who the participants will be, unless y'all are coming to Myrtle Beach. In that case, I'll be one of them.

Stu Pidasso said...

A little vino is good for the soul (and the attitude). You offered a margarita event at one point. That would be nice. Sorry about the delay in expressing desire to engage in imbibing spirits! Might I suggest a Saturday morning brunch with bloody marys down at The Bar.

jill jill bo bill said...

Oooh! I know I know! Pick me!!!!
I am loving the joke, sistah.

Amy@Bitchin'WivesClub said...

Excellent! All men are armed and ....dangerous? Wish I could be there for a drink with you!

Shawn said...

I totally need to take a Texas road trip.

Under the Influence said...

Smart girls rock!

Hi Janie - it's Jo from Under the Influence stopping by to say hello.