Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Ouch!!

I received this via e-mail, and it cracked me up.

A study worth sharing with friends both male and female: A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected.

Now.  I must get up and get ready for my 6:15 a.m. breakfast date.  WTH was I thinking??

23 comments:

♥ Braja said...

I think they surveyed me for that ....

Janie at Sounding Forth said...

Actually, Braja, I did see your name in the credits!! XOXO

Marinka said...

I always prefer the duct tape look!

K said...

I totally needed that this morning! Thanks.

The Blue Ridge Gal said...

LMAO......

What color duct tape? Pink for easter? It does come in colors to coordinate with your decor, right??

Di
The Blue Ridge Gal

Janie at Sounding Forth said...

Marinka - I'm liking that look, myself!

K - I'm here to serve!

Di - of course - color coordinated duct tape - we could start a new trend!!

amelia bedelia said...

Wow...that study is so true! Thanks for the morning laugh. And a 6:15 date...no thanks!

♥georgie♥ said...

Janie that is hysterical!

Stu Pidasso said...

That is too funny Janie! I can so see my ex lodging a pointy in my chest. Of course I deserved it, but that is a minor digression.

Joanie M said...

Very good! hahahaha

Jane! said...

6:15? Seriously? I couldn't make a 6:15 breakfast date if it happened in my bedroom. I guess you are more of a morning person?

La Belette Rouge said...

I had a duct tape day last week. It was not pretty. I was channeling a She-devil.

TexasRed said...

Sounds like a completely reasonable study to me! (Maybe that's why my husband isn't coming home for lunch today...)

Far Side of Fifty said...

My favorite menopausal image! :)

Junosmom said...

Hey, Janie, thanks for the laugh, unfortunately I can relate.

Warped Mind of Ron said...

LOL, now all I need is duct tape and a spear to get a date.

midlifeslices said...

That's kind of true......or at least it use to be for me. Now I have no cycles.....which equals....no worries.

Michelle said...

HAHA I am giggling out of control!!!

HELP!!!

Fragrant Liar said...

:) We are totally out of duct tape here now, and I can't find my spear anywhere. Any ideas?

TexasRed said...

Just tagged you with an award over on my page: http://texasredbooks.blogspot.com/2009/04/awards-online-and-in-person.html

Helen said...

One of the funniest ever! I am over all of the female phases and appreciate the duct tape part! But perhaps that's why I'm single?

Vodka Mom said...

oh for God's sake that is CLASSIC!!!

blognut said...

Geez! I think UCLA conducted that study right here in Bloggerville.

They should probably do that more often, we all seem to know what's what around here!