MLH and I laughed until we cried over this e-mail, so I thought I'd share it...
Summer Classes for Men
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Friday, August 25, 2008
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion.
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video.
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations.
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.