Thursday, December 10, 2009

Grounded

Yeah.

I would post a picture of my current dilemma, but I cannot.

I'm pinned to the bed. And it's not what you think. Remember, ThatManILove is in North Dakota.

Zanna the Wonderpup is crashed across one leg, all 35 spotted pounds of her. And Zack, the big 75 lb. lug, is snoring across my other leg. I say, "Kennel". They shift a hair or two, you know, like they are in full obedience, and keep on snoring.

Will someone please bring me a bottle of water and a blankie? The rest of me is freezing.

20 comments:

CLgourmet said...

Janie, 9 daze!!! I keep coming back and you are not there. Where are you? I will bring you the blankie and water. Make me a list. I am glad to hear your are only being held captive by you dogs. I miss you.
Marilyn (from Canyon Lake)

Em said...

Truly man's best friend.

Think warm thoughts. Wait a second, that might make you have to go pee...

Hobo ........ ........ ........ said...

And Pillow?

i beati said...

such a clear picture I have !!hahah

♥Georgie♥ said...

sounds like you need a snuggie!

Pam said...

Whew, I was about to get on the road to check on you, but I realized I had no idea where you might be. Glad it is only the dogs that have grounded you, not that you are sick again! When's Steve coming home? Miss you guys. Looking forward to seeing you next week.

Joanie M said...

What happens if you have to pee?

Gwynne said...

What on earth has happened to you?! Hope all is okay!!

Warped Mind of Ron said...

OMG! Be careful, it's well known that sleeping dogs can generate a massive amount of heat and you could suffer 2nd & 3rd degree burns if they don't wake up in time!

SSP said...

awww mannn I wish i had some dogs on MY bed pinning me in, keeping me warm and preventing me from doing all the crap I ought to be doing!!

Vodka Mom said...

I am ON MY WAY.

Far Side of Fifty said...

Hope you have escaped by now..enough snuggling with the dogs already! :)

Fragrant Liar said...

Man, I hate it when it's that cold. But I'll tell you what, we are freezing off our cojones here in Central Texas!

Snappy Di said...

Did you break a leg, crack a skull, bust a gutt? What happened?

Di
The Blue Ridge Gal

Gretchen said...

Too funny! That's usually the position I'm found in, only with one lug of a Golden and a tiny evil cat snarling at the dog. Ah the joys of pets!

Jason said...

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Jason
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TexasRed said...

Hee! And here I was afraid you were still in bed with the flu!

Jeanne said...

Two dogs and still cold? Must be a 3 dog night....

♥Georgie♥ said...

I am out making the secret santa rounds with a friendly reminder that today is the SSS shipping date and to remind everyone to please email us your DC#

Erin@TheLocalsLoveIt said...

Only water? Silly girl...