Zack hops onto the bed.
Me: “Who changed the channel from the Today Show to Babar?”
MLH: “Must have been Zack. Zack, did you change the channel?”
Zack: “Daaaaaaaaad! I was reading the other day and learned that I was going to have to start exerting my choice. I like Babar. So you can kiss my liver-colored bo-hiney!”
MLH: “Zack, watch your language.”
Zack: “You guys have forgotten what ERA is all about.”
MLH: “Zack, ERA is about women’s rights.”
MLH gives Zack his “what do you think about that?” look.
Zack: “And the problem?”
Moments pass as the standoff continues.
From the fringe edge of my bed, I'm wondering...is it Monday yet?